Stay thirsty my friends...

I assume you've all seen the ads with the "most interesting man in the world." I've been perusing the Facebook page where people post they're own phrases for him. I've been absolutely rolling with laughter so I thought I'd share some of my favorites. For reference, one of the best from the actual commercials says, "He is the life of parties he's never attended."

"He once touched a jellyfish... and stung it."

"The cable installer waits for him from 9 a.m. til 1 p.m."

"He could reverse global warming with a cold stare."

"It is said the universe expands around him."

"He ended the Never Ending Story."

"It is said he gave DaVinci the code."

"Butterflies feel him in their stomach when they fall in love." (love that one!)

"He's so successful his insurance covered his birth."

"Horses hang his shoes on the wall for good luck."

"He is the reason the chicken crossed the road."

"He told Victoria the secret."

"Puberty had to go through him."

"His motto is, 'Safety third.'"

"He wrote the songs that make the whole world sing."

"He was once quoted saying, 'Don't quote me on this.'"

"His mom has a tattoo that says "Son."

"Wishing wells throw coins at him."

"The Swiss use his bank."

"When he went to Pamplona, the bulls ran with him."

"When he's in Rome, the Romans do as he does."

"He spent a winter in Canada and all the birds flew north."

"He made Journey stop believing."

"The Tower of Pisa leaned just to get in a picture with him."

"Roses stop to smell him."

"Stars wish upon him."

"Rabbits consider his foot good luck."

"Four leaf clovers look for him."

"The eight ball asks him for advice."

You get the picture.